Teaching can be entertaining. Here are some real quotes from the year so far, from all the kids in my class...
“When I was a baby, I was inside my mommy’s tummy.” – David
“When I was a baby, I was ALSO inside my mommy’s tummy!” – Bradley
“Do you know Lady Gaga? He is so ugly. He has so many monies!” – Po Hann
“You know, if we put food in our desk we will get ANTS!” – Nelli
“Can you play the song ‘On the Floor?’ It’s my mom’s favourite song.” – Ethan
“Thao, what do you really love?” – Ms. Angela
(Thinking really hard). “I love Barbie.” – Thao
“I love Khoi and Khoi love me!” – Van
(A few weeks later). “I love Ethan.” – Van
“How did you make your project?” – Ms. Angela
“My mom made it.” – Sang Hyo
“Did you help her do anything?” – Ms. Angela
“No, I just play computer games.” – Sang Hyo
“Ms. Angela, I LOVE making connections!” – Casey
“I’m so happy I could cry!” – Van
(After watching a bee try to find its way out the window, but failing). “Ms. Angela, that bee has perseverance.” – Casey
“Bush, you need to wait your turn.” – Ms. Angela
(Quoting a poem we read). “But waiting is a pain.” – Bush
“Do you know why we should eat our vegetables? Because if we don’t eat them, the vegetables will eat us!” – Bradley
(After looking at another student’s messy writing). “That writing is SO messy. Why don’t you erase and do it AGAIN?” – Ai Nhi
“ENGLISH PLEASE!!!!” (5 seconds later, he is speaking Vietnamese to his friends). – Minh
(After scraping his leg). “Oh no, I don’t want to have to walk like Terry Fox!” – Bradley
“I love homework!” – Kitty
(Every time, even after the hundredth drawing). “I give for you!” – Nghi
(Talking very seriously about intramural soccer at recess). “At recess there is a BATTLE.” – Ethan
“What did you do on the weekend?” – Ms. Angela
“I saw you at the store.” – Khoi
“At recess we played and we didn’t even FIGHT!” – Ngan
“You don’t need to be scared of monsters, because monsters aren’t real.” – Ms. Angela
“But what about robbers?” – Delila
(After passing out ‘magic reindeer food’ aka sprinkles mixed with cornflakes). “If you put this out, Santa’s reindeer will come to your house.” – Ms. Angela
“But is it real?” – Sang Hyo
(Nodding yes). – Ms. Angela
“YESSSSSS!!!!” – Sang Hyo
“What is your favourite thing to do?” – Ms. Angela
(After thinking long and hard). “Colour.” – Thuy
“I think I’m ready for grade 2.” – Kitty
“We need to do the 3 Ss in line.” – Ms. Angela
“I’m 4 Ss… single, silent, straight, Sang Hyo!” – Sang Hyo
"Ms. Angela, I love school. I never want to leave! I hate recess because there is no work. I LOVE WORK!" – Casey
"Ms. Angela, I love school. I never want to leave! I hate recess because there is no work. I LOVE WORK!" – Casey
“Did you know I’m on Youtube? Just type in ‘fat boy from Vietnam.’” – Bradley
“When I grow up I’m gonna get married.” – David